Dangerous Metrics Consulting

Building and refining tools for real infrastructure. Scoping projects when others flinch.

I bring over two decades of deep telecom and infrastructure experience to the table. From rural telcos to enterprise support roles, I’ve designed, diagnosed, and rebuilt critical systems under pressure—across SIP, DHCP, RADIUS, IPTV, fiber, DSL, and CGNAT environments.

Throughout my career, I’ve built and deployed tools that are still in use years later, including: CableView, SS7View, IPTVView, TaquaView, and CalixView. These weren’t demos—they were operational systems that helped real teams manage thousands of customers.

What I Do

High-churn DHCP and CGNAT log parsing
VoIP and SIP troubleshooting at packet level
Custom observability pipelines and alert modeling
System automation, virtualization, and NOC dashboards
Infrastructure review, audit, and postmortem analysis

What You Get

I don’t do theoretical exercises. I write and refine tools that give you answers. If you’ve got a problem worth solving, I’ll scope it, build what’s missing, and make sure it runs clean. My work is grounded in real systems, not abstractions.

To follow along with my raw thoughts and ongoing work, check out the blog at baremetalbridge.com.

Let’s Talk

Email me at cbryanvest@gmail.com
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